Locknessievamp's place
I like ice cream :3

trust:

don’t you just wanna lay in bed for about a week and not get up

allmymetaphors:

if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong 

whenever i try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

(Source: andrewbelami)

primacdonaldsgirl:

"um yeah you’ve told us that before"

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enigmaticagentalice:

fictional couples who are on a permanent last name basis

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fictional couples who only ever use each other’s title or rank

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fictional couples who then use each other’s first names in times of high stress or really intimate, heartwarming moments

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