derpmccoy:

current emotion:

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

poppoppopwatchmuthafuckasdrop:

askinnyblackghost:

steve irwin

i miss you bro

im crying

niknak79:

Parkour chinchilla

demonhunting:

kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty

light-eco-sage:

amayyy-zayn:

alabasterfrost:

…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this

Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

bloodbending:

fanfiction where your otp starts off hating each other and gradually become friends and fall in love

who says fanfiction

gasstation:

Zachary Quinto, Chris Pine, Zoe Saldana, Karl Urban & Benedict Cumberbatch

lollians:

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

Have you considered haunting an Opera House.

hell-etc:

glided:

this picture has answered life questions

omg